How to Tie a Proper Knot - The Half Windsor

All you brutes who do not know how to tie a proper knot - you might be an idiot.  Heck, even those down home Nebraskan farmhands learned at an early age on a 'Church Sunday' morn.  But don't fret, we got you.  Let's let this douche bag take it from here.  Next week, how to undue a woman's garter belt...with your tongue.  Accessories sold separately.